Global Chilling

It is so hot in Taiwan that, to wear long sleeves and pants would mean suffocating to death. Quite literally. So it was in Taiwan where I invented the strange concept of global chilling. Only a place as hot as this would stimulate such an idea. What you do when you are global chilling is throw ice cubes at people to cool them down, or lie on a bed all day so you won't create any heat. Complete rubbish, I know. But if you think about it, it does make sense in a way!